🦔 PorcuFINE Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt: Spiky Style, Zero Apologies 😎🔥
Product Description:
The PorcuFINE Short Sleeve Staple T-Shirt is your go-to for spikes, sass, and staying just out of reach. Featuring a cartoon porcupine in full hipster glory, this tee is soft, breathable, and built for the fashionably aloof. Made from 100% preshrunk cotton, it’s designed to keep you comfortable while you navigate dive bars, indie shows, and your complicated relationship with small talk.
Whether you’re sharpening your social skills or just embracing your edge, this tee has your back—and your spikes.
Wear this if you:
✅ Think hugs are overrated but great outfits aren’t
✅ Know you’re a little prickly, but still a damn fine catch
✅ Prefer your fashion as sharp as your wit
Features (Maximum Sass, Minimum Effort 🖤🔥):
✔ 100% Cotton Preshrunk – Soft enough for lazy hangs, durable enough for existential crises.
✔ 5.3 oz/yd² Fabric Weight – Mid-weight perfection for layering over ironic detachment.
✔ Neck Ribbing & Side Seamed – Holds its shape through awkward brunches and deep eye rolls.
✔ Shoulder-to-Shoulder Tape & Double Needle Hems – Built to last, like your I-don’t-care-but-actually-I-do attitude.
This isn’t just a t-shirt—it’s your official badge of prickly coolness. Wear it, own it, and remember: being sharp is always fine. 🦔🔥
We print on demand, meaning that we don't create an item unless it's specifically requested. And that means less waste, less harm to our planet. Sure, it may take a bit more patience to get your hands on our sustainably made pieces - usually 7- 10 business days - but think of it as an investment in yourself and our planet. Every time you wear one of our items, you can feel good knowing that you're supporting a brand that cares about the environment and the impact we have on it. By reducing our carbon footprint and avoiding overproduction, we're making a difference.